I smoke my Camel Blues and try my best to forget about you
I look at my dog and I know she knows what I’m thinking about
You never met her but she knows all about you because all I do is talk about you
I’m not a great dog owner all I do is cry about you
Are breakups always this bad? My dog says, I don’t fucking know
She doesn’t know very much
She knows when it’s time to eat
I show her your photos she thinks you’re alright
She doesn’t like you all that much, she says she’ll go over there and bite you
The way I used to bite your arm
She says, not this shit again I wish I had a different mom
Our friends don’t bring you up. You must be happy
I wish you knew how happy I was for you
But happy in a sad way
I will always be happy for you in a sad way
My dog says she’s happy for you, too
She just wishes I would shut the fuck up sometimes and give her belly rubs
Verse & Vignettes 